Care To Join Us?
Care to join The Vampire Empire? We want GREAT SUCCESS for you and
The Vampire Empire. Take a moment, will you please, to illuminate thyself
on the culture of The Vampire Empire.
* Our modus operandi strictly forbids drama *
It is like garlic for vampires, sure to repel fellow vampires away.
And thou for a lifetime as well.
* If you have not taken note, we are vampires *
at least for one week; which calls for radical expression as such.
Our doctrine of 7000% total fresh and flyness requires radical participation
of our campers as vampires that look the part.
* We have 5 star generator service for RVs + A/C units for tents *
For 2023, we may be a 100% solar camp,
though don't hold your green breath too tightly.
* Our camp provides two delicious meals per day *
for vampires with the most discerning palates.
For vegan and carnevour vampires.
* Upon receipt and approval of thy application *
by the High Vampire Council,
a phone or Zoom interview shall commence.
The details of Camping
At The Vampire Empire
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Location, location location: 10 & A
Two prepared smashingly delicious meals per day are provided. -
Both for vegans (it is 2023 after all).
Non-ratchet camp showers available for use. -
We're planning for 125kw generator for 2023, a combination of diesel and solar battery. We have 30 and 50 amp hookups available for RVs
and for tent A/C. -
The camp has almost 40 bikes available for camper use,
including 5 electric bikes. First come, first serve however preference
is given to those coming from outside of Estadios Unidos. -
The camp has several yurts available on a first come first serve basis. Again, preference is given to vampires traveling from lands that require
a passport.
Vampire Empire
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